Today's quotes [2.6.07]

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"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.

If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
        
                                            --Tom Wolfe

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong

Xerox does it again and again and again and...

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