Today's quotes [2.5.07]

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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno

"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
                        -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland

It is impossible that a man who is false to his friends and
neighbours should be true to the public.
        --Bishop Berkeley

Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas

"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!

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