Today's quotes [2.3.07]

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I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. 

    - Woody Woodbury 

"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen

   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!


  

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! 

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