Today's quotes [2.28.07]

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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 

"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks...  Ha Ha Ha Ha
 Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
                        -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus

Jesus is coming. Look busy! 

"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks...  Ha Ha Ha Ha
 Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
                        -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus

"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51

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