Today's quotes [2.27.07]

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Killing time murders opportunities.

"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
   nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
   rights of another.
   -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

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