Today's quotes [2.26.07]

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"And let the rest of the wo-rr-ld go by"

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones

* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
          cat.
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic

A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.

"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
 comment."
                        -- Alasdair

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