Today's quotes [2.25.07]

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I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain

"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com

German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
                                    using a sick bag on a 747.

                                       - - - Willy Rushton

"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.

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