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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery
"I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives. She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her utility closet." "HEY! There's actually FOUR of us! And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs. Tell her to get it straight." -- kife@ix.netcom.com, Lt. Wilkes
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects - Lazarus Long
"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." FA Montagu.
"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever." "Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur." -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks from alt.sysadmin.recovery
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