Today's quotes [2.22.07]

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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
                        -- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
                                "Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996

"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group

"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

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