Today's quotes [2.20.07]

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. 

    - Roseanne

"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 

I'm so hyper...  (Said with a very dull voice.)

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

"Well bugger me."
"With pleasure."
                        -- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford

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