Today's quotes [2.2.07]

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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.

        --Ibid

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They
went "Aaaaahhhh..."

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise

Time's fun when you're having flies. 

    - Kermit the Frog 

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