Today's quotes [2.19.07]

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- Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 

"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
    -Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"

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