Today's quotes [2.18.07]

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

Never moon a werewolf. 

     - Mike Binder 

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 

Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
        
             --Aristotle

"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain

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