Today's quotes [2.16.07]

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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
                        -- Eric Erickson

"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere."
                        -- fortune

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.

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