Today's quotes [2.15.07]

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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).

"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler

DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.

"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
                        -- Simon Hackett

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

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