Today's quotes [2.14.07]

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"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings." 

     - Olin Miller 

If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.

    -- Old Yiddish proverb

"That post-coital glue..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey

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