Today's quotes [2.13.07]

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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
    something.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
   -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"

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