Today's quotes [2.12.07]

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"Pink as a beetroot..."
                        -- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
                        -- from the sig of Malcom Herbert

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