Today's quotes [2.10.07]

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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.

                 -Rita Rudner

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long 

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.  They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
 now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
 and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
 all just too hard."
                        -- me, on oz#gothic

If anything can go wrong, it will.

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