Today's quotes [2.1.07]

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
   rearranging their prejudices.
   -- William James

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
   when they try to decide which one.

English is the language up with which I will not put

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

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