Today's jokes [2.7.07]

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the
mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
of a 25 year old."
The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"
She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."

Software Development Process



1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team

2) Announce availability

3) Write the code

4) Write the manual

5) Hire a Product Manager

6) Spec the software
        (writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the
        software meets the specifications)

7) Ship

8) Test
        (the customers are a big help here)

9) Identify bugs as potential enhancements

10) Announce the upgrade program

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly had
to fart.  She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air
with her deodorizer.
Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator.
He began to sniff.
The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Why, yes, I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
"Hmmm, I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit
in a pine tree."

Q: What is hard, 6 inches long and fun to play with in bed?
A: A Gameboy!

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor 
"Big Chief no fart." The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. 
The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no 
fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten 
pills an hour. The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no 
fart." After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her 
to give him a jar an hour. The next day the girl comes back crying and 
says "Big fart no Chief!" 

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