Today's jokes [2.6.07]

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Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
 sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."

 He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in
 the world worth five thousand dollars."

 The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this."

 He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a
 snatch just like a woman.

 Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says,
 "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow with a
 snatch like a woman, and it's worth $5000, and here I
 am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not
 worth shit."

Back in the 1960's white activists often got their hair styled in
an afro -- a large bush-style hairdoo -- to show support for civil
rights.
One such fellow did so, and arrived home smiling and announced
that he'd also teased all his pubic hair into the same bushy style.
His wife, who had had it with her spouse's endless posturing, 
sneered, "Great... just great... now during foreplay I'll have
to look for a needle in a haystack."

    THE LAND OF OZ

   Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car
   together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and
   whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
   When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize
   they're in the land of OZ. Naturally, they decide to go to see the
   Wizard of OZ.
   Says Quayle, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Says Gingrich,
   "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's
   Dorothy?"

Q: What is grosser than gross?
   A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a 
spoon in your butt.

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted
piece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

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