Today's jokes [2.15.07]

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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to 
collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. 
"No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!" Trying to 
convince him further, "Now the mother worm is looking all over for her 
nice baby-worm."
"No, she isn't," said Johnny. "Why not?" "Because I ate her first!" 

Q:  Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved
    in the voodoo or occult?
A:  We both do.
Q:  Voodoo?
A:  We do.
Q:  You do?
A:  Yes, voodoo.

What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm
and a woman's sex life have in common?

They're both concerned with how many
inches and how long it will last.

How do a jewish couple have oral sex?

... "SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO 
ONE AND OTHER"

Sent by Ivan

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what´s been going on 
since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one 
asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally 
asked "How is she in bed?" First guy replies "She´s fantastic, she sucks 
like a real man!"

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