Today's stories [11.27.07]

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Laborer Alexander Robinson of Mobile, Alabama,
redefined the limits of tactlessness when he
opened his eyes after surgery to restore his
sight and said agreeably to his wife: 'Boy,
you sure have got fat in four years.'

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally
locked in it.  We went to the service department and found amechanic 
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.  As I
watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the
technician,"it's open." The young man answered, "I already got that side."

Sign in a Leipzig elevator: 

    Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. 

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