Today's stories [11.24.07]

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Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month.
References required.

In Kentucky, a woman complained of a purple discharge from her 
vagina. She thought it might have something to do with the diaphragm 
that her doctor had recently given her. 
"I followed all the instructions to the letter," she told her doctor, 
"and used it with the jelly." 
When asked which kind of jelly she had used, she replied "Grape." 

SIGN AT DENNY'S RESTAURANT:

        "Denny's is pleased to welcome persons of every ethnicity.
        Our booths are now color-coded by race so that our valued
        Black and Mexican patrons will know where to sit."

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