Today's stories [11.18.07]

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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. 
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the 
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil 
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most 
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid 
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a 
killer whale ate them both.

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her 
coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms.Carson had 
thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

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