Today's stories [11.14.07]

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Interesting trivia:

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also 
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered 
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)

Happened in Kentucky --

Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a chain
from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of
pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the
bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove
home--.  with the chain still attached to the machine-- with
their bumper still attached to the chain-- with their vehicle's
license plate still attached to the bumper.

Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, "We've reached our cruising
altitude now, and I'm turning off the seat belt sign. I'm switching to
autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for
the rest of the flight."

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