Today's quotes [11.8.07]

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"I drool on the inside."
"Then why haven't you drowned?"
                        -- Garth, me

"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky

"Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
                        -- me, a very drunk guy at a party

"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski

"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."

-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998

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