Today's quotes [11.7.07]

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"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.

"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle

"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))

"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
 Microsoft the new national pasttime.  It will do until Bill Gates
 sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
 dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

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