Today's quotes [11.4.07]

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He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks" 
             
                                                         -- the Cowardly Lion

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
   vastly underpolluted.
   -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining
   whywe should export toxic wastes to Third World countries

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