Today's quotes [11.28.07]

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

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