Today's quotes [11.27.07]

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Only an unlit candle lasts forever.

On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.

"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh

"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                   
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss

Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil. 

                                                                    --D.H. Lawrence,

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