Today's quotes [11.25.07]

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Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again." 

    - Rudy Rucker 

"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98 

Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) 

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 

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