Today's quotes [11.24.07]

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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
                            barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

                               - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs. 

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 

"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers

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