Today's quotes [11.21.07]

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"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
   prison for three years, not Princeton."
   -Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
   with promoter Don King

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
   as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
   quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
   --- Bella Abzug

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