Today's quotes [11.18.07]

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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.

"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
   can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
   marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie

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