Today's quotes [11.16.07]

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"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
                        -- Angela Randall

"God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on
 where to go.
         'Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter.
         'No, too much gravity, too much stomping around,' said God.
         'Well, how about Mercury?'
         'No, it's too hot there.'
         'Okay,' said St. Peter, 'What about Earth?'
         'No,' said God, 'They're such horrible gossips.  When I was
 there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're
 still talking about it.'"
                        -- fortune

"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne

"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
 fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
                        -- Debra

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