Today's quotes [11.15.07]

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"I can get anything to go in..."
                        -- Karen

"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen

"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got

"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley

"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping

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