Today's quotes [11.12.07]

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"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1

"Pink as a beetroot..."
                        -- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy

"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet

"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
 comment."
                        -- Alasdair

"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"

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