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There was a young lady called Dawn Who wished she had never been born. She wouldn't have been If her father had seen That the end of his rubber was torn. Sent by Charles
There was a young fellow of Strensall, Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil. On the night of his wedding, It went through the bedding, And shattered the chamber utensil.
A patrician young fellow named Lear Used to wash off his bollocks with beer. Said he, "By the gods, This is good for the cods--- It will lengthen my fucking career.
There once was a well-groomed young nance Who responded to every advance, But rather than strip He let anything slip Through a hole in the seat of his pants.
You've heard of the Duchess of York, She's twice been blessed by the stork. The Duke will fuck Naught else but a duck, While the Duchess she frequents the park.
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