Today's jokes [11.9.07]

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Sent by Shawn

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on 
the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was 
patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she 
was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around 
& told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute".


Sent by Sowmya

Why did the grape cross the road?

To get away from the grapefruit.

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a
year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E"


Sent by T. JONES

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a 
business man?

A door to door salesman!


Sent by Jorge

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