Today's jokes [11.8.07]

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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?

Flatman and Ribbon.


Sent by Matias

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:

Anna Nicole Smith.


Sent by Marisa

Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,
how do you get out?

Stop imagining!


Sent by Cally

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.


Sent by Chris

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?

NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the 
      evening, NUN what so ever!


Sent by Tiffany

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