Today's jokes [11.25.07]

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After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed 
out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in 
the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with 
you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. 
"You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that 
clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for 
position."

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenly
he notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.
He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".
And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".
And the Pollock said ,"Hmm, that's not a lot of money for insulated
windows !!".

Why is the government like a prostitute?

                                 Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?

A: Snap-on tools! 

How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?

Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

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