Today's jokes [11.20.07]

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Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their
decisions.

What is a yankee? 

     A quickie, but you do it yourself. 

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them 
picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's 
balls"

"Are they that big?" asked the other.

"No they're this dirty." 

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the
window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an
answer, told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy
asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said that she had. She then said, "Tell your mother
that Southwest always pulls out on time." 

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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