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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting
machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to
his insurance company.The company, suspecting negligence, sent out
one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out
and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

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I was at my Aunt's house once and she is getting married so she asks my
cousin a question "Would you seat my guests at my wedding." My cousin
replied "How do I seat them.....alphabetical order?"

Sent by nukem

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Sex Fact:

A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also
from intense nonsexual excitement like when his favorite team
scores a touchdown.

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