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Rubbermaid Inc. is recalling about 60,800 toboggans because 
they can break apart, causing loss of control and injury. They 
are sold under the brand name *Way-Too-Flexible-Flyers*.

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The world's first fully computerised airliner was ready for its maiden 
flight with out pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area 
automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out 
automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. 
The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane 
taxied toward the runway. 
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman," a voice intoned as the airplane 
lifted off. "Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully computerised 
airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back 
and relax. Nothing can go wrong........nothing can go wrong......nothing 
can go wrong......"

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The ad in the paper from the Humane Society read: 

     "Over 25 puppies will be put to death if not adopted. Please Help" 

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