Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus company's claim that
versions of Internet Explorer 3.0 and above possess another
hole in security by calling the feature in question a "design
thing, not a bug." 

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One of the criteria by which Miss Nude USA was
chosen in 1979 was 'taste in clothing'