Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
machine, but that's probably nothing new."
-- Mark Rejhon
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-- Irv Kupcinet
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