Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
 machine, but that's probably nothing new."
                        -- Mark Rejhon

The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet