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Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you.
   -- Old Farmer's Almanac
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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.
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"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers
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Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him.
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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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