To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
- J. Handy
There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang,
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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