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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other. 

     - J. Handy
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There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, 
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. 

    - Dolly Parton
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don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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